Erin: i know my mother told me all about instant coffee on my wedding night...
SMARTEN UP AND ORDER IT!
again, the man's expression = gold
Erin: clearly, he was lying about loving coffee, if he gets that excited about instant, which is filth.
she should divorce him
/nobody likes a liar.
Myself and the evil twin discussing the Smurfs...( We are sick people!Collapse )
Amy: I LOVE LAMP
Amy: we need to buy a new lamp
Carrie: I ate a big red candle.
Carrie: what type of lamp?
Carrie: table or floor?
Amy: our living room torchiere crapped out
Carrie: ah...none of those to spare
Amy: so we moved the bedroom one to the living room, and we're having to make do with just 2 little bedside lamps in our giant bedroom
Amy: also, there is no closet light (WTF?), so I want to get a dome touchlight to go in there.
Carrie: no closet light?
Amy: for a WALK IN CLOSET
Carrie: that's fucked up right there
Amy: "yes, right this way, please walk in... TO COMPLETE DARKNESS"
Carrie: hahaha WELCOME TO THE BATCLOSET
Amy: GOOD LUCK FINDING YOUR SHOES
Amy: OR ANYTHING
Still conversing with otherdigitalis
, which should surprise no one.
oh, I hate to beat a dead horse, but someone on Fark posted this, and I had to share
"Do gay people think about gay people as much as Fred Phelps does?"
Erin: hahaha. an excellent point.
"i'm not nearly as concerned about what's going on in my pants as you seem to be, sir."
|Clicky the linky in the conversation to understand what it was we were actually mocking. No homeless people were hurt in the making of this conversation.
( Fundies are FUN!Collapse )
|» GTA - O RLY?|
(12:40:15) Me: did you also see that GTA is being sued now over the Hot Coffee mod?
(12:40:42) Ren: yes!
(12:40:44) Ren: hehehehe
(12:40:50) Me: here's what I don't get
(12:40:58) Me: they're fine with the game having murder, drug dealing, and pimping
(12:41:03) Ren: yeah
(12:41:04) Me: but OMG NOESSS 4 TEH SEXY
(12:41:06) Ren: but Hot Coffee?
(12:41:08) Ren: not so much
(12:41:19) Me: I saw an avi of the game with that mod
(12:41:23) Me: it's not that damn explicit
(12:41:35) Ren: "the gay porn ren sends me is much worse."
(12:41:40) Me: hahha
(12:41:44) Me: BUTTSECKS?
(12:41:56) Ren: ROFL
[19:21] * Ren is orgasming!|
[19:21] Ren: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME!
[19:21] Me: erm
[19:21] Ren: he's quoting Empire Strikes BAck
[19:21] Me: *facepalm*
[19:21] Ren: FUCKING HELL!
[19:21] Ren: RAD RAD RAD!
[19:22] Me: sweetie...darling....
[19:22] Ren: *squee*
[19:22] Me: I love you
[19:22] Me: you're the biggest dork EVER
[19:22] Me: EVER!
( It gets worse...Collapse )
|» Chicken wings and asses|
[23:34] Ren: i'm restless|
[23:34] Me: I'm starving
[23:34] Ren: i had an assload of chicken wings today
[23:34] Me: an assload, eh?
[23:34] Me: that must have hurt
[23:34] Ren: yes
[23:34] Ren: that approximates 20.
[23:35] Me: I have never experimented to determine the quantity of chicken wings that one's ass can hold
[23:35] Ren: approximately 20.
[23:35] Me: evidently someone else has done this research for me
[23:35] Me: and for this, I am thankful
[23:35] Me: and why were you sticking wings in your ass?
[23:36] Ren: : P
[23:36] Me: *air kisses*
[23:37] Ren: hehehe
(x-posted to my personal journal)
|» A custody battle gets ugly|
As background, my Skrink and I were discussing how Apple gave him credit, but not a sufficient amount to buy a Powerbook.|
Me : hmm...mayhaps I can get credit from Apple...we can combine it and share the rewards
Ren: how is that gonna work?
Me : no idea
Me : :)
Ren: joint custody of the laptop?
Me : hehehe
Ren: "you can have him on weekends"
Me : it'll be our love child
Ren: "I also get holidays"
Me : heheh
Me : I know you though
Me : you'll buy it things to make it love you more
Me : then it won't want to spend time with mom because "Daddy bought me Photoshop"
Me : then it'll be a court battle....I see no good coming from this
Ren: "all mom got me was GIMP. Feh!"
Me : hahaha
Me : "Yes, but Daddy also drinks too much..."
Me : "and he likes to rub up against boys on the bus"
Me : :D
(x-posted on my personal LJ)
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